The Rabbithole

Hello, my name is Mandy and I'm a rabbit. I may just be an animal but I have a rich family history dating back to the old days when men wore skirts and women also wore skirts. What a life they had, the ancient Rabbitssons! They would rape and pillage all day and sleep at night, like most people do. Sometimes they'd use cocaine to keep up to speed on all of the raping and pillaging. Sometimes they'd use other drugs to just straight chill. My grandfather was named Millbrow and my grandmother was called Bitch. They liked to wander pastures in search of mice and men. They'd often make friends with the mice and eat the men. As one does. I loved them very much, though I didn't know them well. They died when I was young but, I still see them now and then. They appear in ghostly form and watch Netflix with me - or eat rabbit Peeps with me. They like that, especially eating Peeps. They think it's funny and they laugh a lot; horrible, haunting laughs. Anyway...I want to know more about you. What are your dreams? What do you do to get through the day? Is it cocaine? I love you a lot, even though you're a stranger and I'd probably hate you if we met. Tell me things. All the best, Mandy XX